Definitions by Serious Pancake

chocolate doorknob 

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

chocolate doorknob by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Head and Shoulders

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she manages to fit your penis and balls in her mouth.

"Dude, I went to Catey's last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!"
"She does have an abnormally large mouth."

Head and Shoulders by Serious Pancake February 3, 2014