Sergeant Turdwhilst's definitions

CLEGANEBOWL

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

"Hey, so I heard this interesting 'Cleganebowl' theory about the Houn-"
"IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED"

by Sergeant Turdwhilst June 3, 2015

Traumahawk

A sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.

John: I'm gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT

by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 17, 2011

Ignoramus

A gay penguin.

Joe: That penguin just tried to bang me in the ass!
Bob: Yeah, he's a total ignoramus.

by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 29, 2011