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Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

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Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

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