Punched muffin

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019
mugGet the Punched muffinmug.

Pressing ham

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.
by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019
mugGet the Pressing hammug.