Senor Dank Nugs's definitions

The Cron

A nickname for the Omnicron variant of COVID-19

The cron has been going around work and everyone is sick.

by Senor Dank Nugs January 11, 2022

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

Lefty Lucy

A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.

Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.

by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

COVID Werewolf

The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.

Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.

by Senor Dank Nugs January 15, 2022

Rufus Du Suck

A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.

Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes

by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021