Definitions by Senor Dank Nugs
Hairy Pickleball
I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.
Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
Hairy Pickleball by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024
COVID Werewolf
The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.
Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.
COVID Werewolf by Senor Dank Nugs January 15, 2022
Lefty Lucy
A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.
Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.
Lefty Lucy by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021
Pandemic Pussy
An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
Pandemic Pussy by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021
Venmo Launder
The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases
Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji
Venmo Launder by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021
Tinder Dick Bomb
The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.
Tinder Dick Bomb by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021