Senor Dank Nugs's definitions

The Cron

A nickname for the Omnicron variant of COVID-19

The cron has been going around work and everyone is sick.

by Senor Dank Nugs January 11, 2022

DoorDash-N-Run

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.

Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

Rufus Du Suck

A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.

Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes

by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021

Lefty Lucy

A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.

Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.

by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Venmo Launder

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

Vid Juice

Another term for a COVID-19 Vaccination. Used to protect yourself from catching the vid.

Mom: Make sure you get two good shots of Vid Juice. I don't want you to get sick!
Me: Yes Mom! I got my first shot of Vid Juice today! Now I am no longer a pandemic pussy that needs to wear covid condoms!!

by Senor Dank Nugs March 26, 2021