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smurfitus
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It causes blue marks on your hands
Very
serious
condition
Very trickablw
Bad
symptoms
Not treatable
“Does she have smurfitus
cause
she really do he
acting
like
she does ?!”
smurfitus
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Secret father of daughter
May 16, 2020
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smurfitus
Share definition
Flag
it’s
bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very
serious
condition
Very trickablw
Bad
symptoms
Not treatable
“Does she have smurfitus
cause
she really do he
acting
like
she does ?!”
smurfitus
by
Secret father of daughter
May 16, 2020
0
0
Get merch