Definitions by Secret TM

pay the bills online 

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

pay the bills online by Secret TM December 14, 2016