Definitions by Sebastion Pico

Chain of custody 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.

Jon: "Who has the chain of custody now?"
Brant:"I can't tell, all of their mouths are closed."

Chain of custody by Sebastion Pico August 30, 2008

puppet love 

The act of having sex with a hand puppet, or a stuffed doll. In order to get the full effect of puppet love, it is recommended that an arm swimmie or other small inflatable device be put into the hand puppets hole to simulate a real human being. Puppet love is, in most cases, an act of sheer desperation to penetrate any object that will not mock the person doing the action.

Yo that kids got mad puppet love. I heard he fucked a barney doll last night.

puppet love by Sebastion Pico July 16, 2008