Sebastian Randolph's definitions

Steigenfloffer

A term used to describe when a person receives such a tremendous wedgie, that they're buttocks appear to be two separate limbs.
An alternative term to use to describe such a horrific ordeal is 'Hunch-arse'.

Woah man, check out that guy, he's got major steigenfloffer going on there

by Sebastian Randolph July 26, 2011

dushguffnophatronaphobia

A phobia in which you can not go to a zoo in fear of ejaculating over a penguin

Matt: you coming to the zoo
Steve: Can't, got dushguffnophatronaphobia...........

by Sebastian Randolph July 26, 2011