Definitions by Seaneeboy

Lift Gift 

Releasing a stenchy fart into a lift or elevator, then leaving so the next person who enters can receive and enjoy the full guffy experience.

Upon seeing a work colleague leave a lift: "Let it clear. Jeff always leaves a Lift Gift in there."

Lift Gift by seaneeboy May 6, 2014

We are where we are 

Commonly used in the business world, meaning "We are in the shit, but suck it up"

Co-worker: We need to deliver this, despite being two weeks and $2,000 overbudget?

Boss: Well, we are where we are...

We are where we are by Seaneeboy April 1, 2009