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Definitions by Sean OConnor

SpaceX Docking 

When you outsource the job of shitting into someone’s vagina to someone else while playing David Bowie’s Space Oddity.
Bill decided it was a job for Elon to fill her void. Elon put her on her the tried and true pile driver position, turned around and squatted, and delivered the brown payload completing the SpaceX Docking.

Dude Bullet 

To launch or be launched like a bullet. To become a human projectile and strike an object like a bullet.
You hear about Ronnie Van Zant? I heard it wasn't the plane crash that killed him, but that he sailed like a dude bullet into a tree... Everyone knows a tree trumps dude bullet.
Dude Bullet by Sean OConnor July 6, 2008