BMW

BMW stands for BIG MEXICAN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah that bmw was riding my dick hardcore last night. Dude that was my mom.

by Sean luber February 14, 2009

K.F.C.

K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".

Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).

by Sean Luber February 14, 2009

Titlube

A luberication applied to the tities or boobies to make them well lubed for soft and moist sex. And good licking. Also for rubbing enjoyment.

DUDE! I rubbed titlube all over my girlfriends tits yesterday man! IT WAS AWESOME!

by Sean Luber February 14, 2009