wankhead

An insult you would use. Slightly humourous in tone.
Alan is a wankhead.
Look at that total wankhead over there!
by Sean Lloyd February 17, 2005
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purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.
Jay is a purple badger.
by Sean Lloyd March 02, 2005
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