Definitions by Sean Lloyd

purple badger 

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

purple badger by Sean Lloyd March 2, 2005

wankhead

An insult you would use. Slightly humourous in tone.

Alan is a wankhead.
Look at that total wankhead over there!

wankhead by Sean Lloyd February 17, 2005