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Diaflukis of the Blowhole

A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.

My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.

by Seagulls are slightly better January 8, 2018

Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.

Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.

by Seagulls are slightly better June 12, 2009