Definitions by Sea Lawyer

Canadian Nightcrawler 

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

Canadian Nightcrawler by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

Harmonica Lewinsky

A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.

President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.

Harmonica Lewinsky by Sea Lawyer February 10, 2019

Thighphoon 

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.

His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.

Thighphoon by Sea Lawyer January 28, 2018