3 definitions by Sea Lawyer

Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.
My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.
by Sea Lawyer February 12, 2019
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Thighphoon

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.
His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.
by Sea Lawyer January 27, 2018
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Harmonica Lewinsky

A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.
President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.
by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019
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