Sea Lawyer's definitions

Harmonica Lewinsky

A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.

President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.

by Sea Lawyer February 10, 2019

Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

Thighphoon

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.

His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.

by Sea Lawyer January 28, 2018