Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.

In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.

by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

Fawful

A derogatory adjective to describe something or someone that is fucking awful.

Her combination of poor hygiene and mindless babbling made her a fawful first date.

by Señor Plata August 31, 2011