Vinette

She is a classic rose with thorns. Upon first meeting her, you’ll think, Wow! She’s so beautiful and graceful! After you spend some time with her, you discover that she is so much more. She’ll roll into the pub, order a whiskey, and slay whatever man she’s set her sights on. She’s the life of the party; hang out with Vinette and you’ll have the night of your life! Bask in her wittiness and expose yourself to the most clever puns. Consider yourself lucky if you’re friends with Vinette, because her loyalty to her bitties is unshakeable (as long as you don’t cross her, cuz then she’ll ice you and sleep with your man).

Word has it Cardi B ran into her at a bar in London and was so stricken by her man-slaying abilities that she wrote the BET Best Hip Hop Song of 2020 “Wet A** P***y.”
Jim: Do you hear something outside? It sounds like macaroni in a pot.
Blake: Oh yea, Vinette must have arrived.
Jim: I didn’t know you invited Vinette! Now it’s a real party!
by Sdawgundacova November 29, 2021
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