Definitions by Scunnert Pict

ASG 

The warm fuzzy feeling you get post pucking

ASG - Josep! That was a wonderful pucking. I feel warm, content and in need of cuddles.

ASG by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

ASG (After sex glow) 

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

ASG (After sex glow) by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

Mahoosive 

Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.

Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?

Mahoosive by Scunnert Pict August 10, 2018