Scunnert Pict's definitions

ASG

The warm fuzzy feeling you get post pucking

ASG - Josep! That was a wonderful pucking. I feel warm, content and in need of cuddles.

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

ASG (After sex glow)

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

Mahoosive

Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.

Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?

by Scunnert Pict August 10, 2018