Definitions by Scum i am

Shelunking 

To bury your penis to the base and or bottom out in her vagina.

Last night I was shelunking my girl so good that all she could say was "to deep, to deep".

Shelunking by Scum i am February 19, 2009

Crotch Mullett 

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

Crotch Mullett by Scum i am September 25, 2008

LaBeouf 

An extremely gay person

Andy Dick is such a Labeouf.

LaBeouf by Scum i am June 11, 2008

RANDAL 

To go against the grain, the act of wiping from your ass to your vagina.

I was so drunk last nite I pulled a randal and now my pussy smells like shit.

RANDAL by Scum i am June 10, 2008

Rectal sunami 

shit leaving your ass with great force.

After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.

Rectal sunami by Scum i am October 2, 2007