Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
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Forealestate

It’s as real as it can ever be.100% the facts. The truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God.
Like “yo man your boy Biden really fucked up the economy “

“Forealestate yo. Sorry I voted for that creepy old bastard
by Scrotal Apnea July 26, 2022
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Forealestate

Forealestate- Keeping it 1000% real with enough conviction that you would even but your own home on it!
“Girl, You need to get rid of that toenail fungus and get you a pedicure before yo man will get freaky with them feet! “

“Forealestate, sis!”
by Scrotal Apnea April 13, 2023
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