Scred the Muppet's definitions

Gnomemadic

The action of a short person wandering aimlessly.

John: Is Aaron lost?

Al: No, he's being Gnomemadic.

by Scred the Muppet February 28, 2013

Nick Sandmann

The action of quietly smiling at someone that is out of their mind.

Yesterday Scred was being verbally abused for holding a door open for another human. Instead of firing back he simply gave them the Nick Sandmann.

by Scred the Muppet July 28, 2019