Definitions by Scrabble Muffin Puncher

shop local 

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

shop local by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

muffin puncher 

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

muffin puncher by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014