muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 05, 2014

female pass

A woman friend, who cares about you and wants the best for you, updates your dating profile.

I monkeyed with my Hinge profile for months, and got mediocre results at best. Then I had Susie do a female pass for me. I was getting dates with quality women in no time.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher May 15, 2023