Definitions by Scotty Nice
Triple Dog Dip
When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
Triple Dog Dip by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
Snap Crackle Pop
When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
Snap Crackle Pop by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
Stranger Dane-ger
When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.
Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
Stranger Dane-ger by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019
The Fred Astaire
When you are eating out your girl with two fingers inside and you start pretending your fingers are Fred Astaire’s tappity tapping little feet against her G spot.
Last night I was eating Trudie out and I stuck two fingers in and danced them around on her G spot and gave her The Fred Astaire tap dance.
The Fred Astaire by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019
T Shirt Tuck
When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
T Shirt Tuck by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Gluey Hughy
When your friend is in a high end strip club VIP room and the girl opens his shirt, then jerks him off all over his belly and chest making him a sticky mess.
That stripper Trudie last night jerked Hugh off in the VIP room after opening his shirt and turned him into Gluey Hughy.
Gluey Hughy by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Tijuana Sushi
When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
Tijuana Sushi by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019