1 definition by Scottish warrior
Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016