1 definition by Scott Proffer

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.
I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer
by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023
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