Definitions by Scott Martin

roast beef curtains 

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

roast beef curtains by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

fuck chunk 

dried remnants of sexual fluids(both male & female) sometimes found between the underside of the penis and scrotum, on bed sheets, undergarments, or tangled in pubic hair

I woke up still drunk, wondering what or who I had done last night. As I dropped my pants for a morning pee, I noticed fuck chunks hanging from the pubic hair on my testicles, a sure sign I had gotten lucky.

fuck chunk by Scott Martin June 29, 2006