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Definitions by Scott Anderson

television 

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.
Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.
television by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

bizznatch 

bitch with an extra "zzna" added
Fo shizzle my nizzle off da hizzay bizznatch
bizznatch by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003
A cross between chicken and pork. usually unidentifiable as to whether pork or chicken is the dominant meat in a particular piece of chork.
Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.
chork by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003