Scott Anderson's definitions

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 5, 2004

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Swanker

A person with warty genitallion

Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004