Definitions by Schrödinger's Chaldean

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

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When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

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