Schmuckoff's definitions

femflexes

The reflexes of a female. Especially when it comes to fighting.

She used her femflexes to defeat her rival in a fight.

by Schmuckoff June 19, 2017

lavvy

A lavishly well off person who is self-centered and usually spoiled.

Stay away from Shelly she's a stuck up lavvy

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

fuzzlefazzled

Baffled especially by a strange and unexplained event.

He was fuzzlefazzled by the weird growl outside.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

Liberacist

A racist Liberal Democrat who pretends to support gay marriage, equality, freedom of speech and other social justice nonsense. Also the Liberacist supports atheism, socialism, and intolerance.

I stopped talking to that Liberacist asshat!

by Schmuckoff July 2, 2017

challenged book

A book that's usually deemed immoral, controversial, outrageous or just plain wrong by social standards. Usually a book that is sought to be removed or otherwise restricted from public access, typically from a library or a school curriculum.

The new challenged book is now available to the public.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.

The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017