Schmave 's definitions

clovid

The horrible combination of any STD and Covid.

After the lockdown ended, Bob went to the bar and met Jane, had unprotected sex and got Clovid.

I just met you, I don’t want no Clovid!

by Schmave December 27, 2020

The Raquel

The move to order on Uber eats when Postmates says the restaurant is not accepting order because they’re too busy.

Postmates said my favorite restaurant wasn’t taking orders because they were to busy. So I pulled the Raquel and now my food is on its way.

by Schmave December 24, 2020