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clovid

After the lockdown ended, Bob went to the bar and met Jane, had unprotected sex and got Clovid.

I just met you, I don’t want no Clovid!

clovid by Schmave December 27, 2020

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The move to order on Uber eats when Postmates says the restaurant is not accepting order because they’re too busy.

Postmates said my favorite restaurant wasn’t taking orders because they were to busy. So I pulled the Raquel and now my food is on its way.

The Raquel by Schmave December 24, 2020

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