Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Schlick Cognitto

Wilson

A person who has never won a fantasy football championship and never will!

“This is my year!”
“Bro your a Wilson you never win”

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A humanoid lizard that can skunk under doorways and door frames always needs to act superior

“I should go first I have the seniority!”
“Bro stop being a Nickerson”

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A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status

“I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson”

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A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster

“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”

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