Definitions by Schaeffer McPherson

schwizmeg 

feeling a chick's tarts

"hey man how'd it go with lacey?"
"dude..."
"what? tell me bro"
"okay.. you ready?..."

"SCHWIZMEG!"

"oh snap dogg that's tight"

schwizmeg by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

tarts 

boobs, juggs, knocks

dang that chick has amazing tarts

tarts by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

flossing 

to make out with a chick

dude nice work flossing that hot chick last night

flossing by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007