Scary Mary's definitions

lauren williams

Lauren Williams is a stunningly beautiful girl. She also happens to be amazingly great at soccer.

Wow, I'll be surprised if her name's not Lauren Williams.

by Scary Mary November 21, 2016

muahahahahaha

An evil laughter, sometimes followed by coughing.

Soon, the world will be under MY control! MUAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough, hack*

by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

by Scary Mary June 21, 2005