n. hipster athlete; a hipster or blipster who plays sports ironically. Common to streetball courts in gentrified urban areas such as Brooklyn, NY and uptown Washington DC; generally acquainted with mediocrity due to bad habits like chain smoking, inadequate footwear and gear, and in extreme cases heroin use.
1: "mad athlipsters down at Willamsburg waterfront today tryin to ball. "
2: "i balled with a couple athlipsters today. dunked on the kid in the cutoff jorts dude... owned! they were a joke i got every single board... that one dude smelled!!"