Sazzy J's definitions

Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

left hand man

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.

All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!

by Sazzy J May 12, 2014

circuiteer

Some who loves doing a shopping circuit in a new town for the first time with an equally inquisitive friend

I think our circuiteering is going well today mate!

by Sazzy J December 26, 2011