11 definition by Sazzy J

you have the capacity not to be disgusting and are socially aware but you decide to be crass anyway.
Gosh she was disgustable at the christmas party, I always thought she was such a lady.
by Sazzy J January 20, 2014

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A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.
All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!
by Sazzy J March 30, 2014

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Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J December 16, 2015

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You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 22, 2015

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