Sawdust Prophet's definitions

fimling

The offspring of a fimsy, closely resembling a zergling and easily equaling its destructive appetite. If singular fimlings are encountered, they are to be avoided. If a group of fimlings is sighted, the immediate vicinity should be evactuated.

A pack of wild fimlings stormed the gates and overran the castle within moments.

by Sawdust Prophet August 14, 2010

alement

Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.

John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.

by Sawdust Prophet October 20, 2010