Savage Cucumber's definitions

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Pink Crayon

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016