cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber
Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
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wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked
Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
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