Current Boston Celtic basketball legend. Known for making key 3-pointers in clutch moments (Best 3 in the leauge). Also known for his firm defence, which is known to have shut down even the likes of Dwane Wade. He can also throw down what is known as the NBA's greatest two handed slam dunk. Scal, as he is sometimes called, rarely plays any minutes, due to the fact that his awesome presence stuns the opponent and guarentees a win. One may shout his name in a declarance of his dominance.
"I'm beasting you like Scal!"
"Kid, don't make me Scalabrine yo ass!"