Sausage Sandwich's definitions

Choamp

A real champion. So good they’re a choampion.

Wow, did you see Cleary play. That was incredible, what a dead set choamp he is.

by Sausage sandwich January 5, 2022

Toadie

A guy who likes to lick the dick and pussy of a couple as they are fucking. Different to being a cuck licking his wife's bull, this guy has joined a dominant couple.

First of all, it rhymes with Roadie. Which is another name for support staff. They do jobs the main act don't want to.

Secondly, individual toad in the hole look like a dick in a pussy. A toadie is someone who eats the toad.

Gary is a toadie, he likes to lick a woman's pussy while her husband is fucking her. He doesn't mind licking a bit of dick too.

by Sausage Sandwich November 19, 2025

Fuel Light

Someone, usually male, but can be females or couples too, who have a profile on a hook-up or swingers website/app, but only 'come on' when they need their hormones topping up. Usually by wanking at the thought of meeting another person, but never actually doing so.

Joey never meets anyone from this app, he's just a Fuel Light - he only comes on to fill up his wank bank.

by Sausage Sandwich November 21, 2025

QLDer

Australian vernacular for a cheating grub. Someone who can’t be trusted with the truth.

Can’t trust old mate over there, he’s a bit of a QLDer

by Sausage sandwich June 2, 2023