Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008

Decorators Radio

A radio splattered all over with dashes of paint, usually white.

Hey that girl is beautiful, I'd love to turn her face into a decorators radio

by Sausage Guitar Hero February 23, 2009