Definitions by Sauerkraut

Hidden valley rimjob 

When you pour ranch over the chili ring before you lick it clean.

Bitch got wild with me last night and ordered extra ranch for a hidden valley rimjob.

Hidden valley rimjob by Sauerkraut October 29, 2018

Klausian 

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004