Definitions by Satan's Asshole

sporkulashun 

The sudden urge for immediate sustanance, only felt while seated.

We sucumbed to a mad bought of sporkulashun during chem lab.

sporkulashun by Satan's Asshole November 11, 2006

Fukulashun 

Partaking in sexual intercourse immediately following a first date.

Damn girl how you get so much fukulashun

Fukulashun by Satan's Asshole November 10, 2006