Sassy Sue 's definitions

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

Sassy Sue

The sleep paralysis demon that steals your mom’s chicken parmasian and walks guinea pigs. She has a family of 4 with her daughter Sassy Suwee and her husband Sassy Tom. She is great friends with the mannequin Sassy Sia who proudly wears a 50$ Sia wig.

Freind “Wow! That’s a real Sassy Sue right there.”

by Sassy Sue October 30, 2019