2 definitions by Sargeant Sweatpants

Sargeant Sweatpants

This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.

Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 8, 2009

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 7, 2009