Definitions by Sarcastic Susan
Repeat offender
Someone who not only commits a mortifying sexual faux pas once but again and again, not necessarily with the same person.
“Kev, you won’t believe it, I was having the time of my life, pulled out and she shit straight in my lap”
“I would mate, she did the same to me Saturday night, and Steve last Tuesday, she’s a repeat offender”
“I would mate, she did the same to me Saturday night, and Steve last Tuesday, she’s a repeat offender”
Repeat offender by Sarcastic Susan May 31, 2022
Amber Heard
To accidentally drop ones bowels in your partners bed, either maliciously, as a consequence of a massive intake of scrumpy cider or due to a swift exit from the rear entrance.
“Dude, I was going full bore on her back door last night, made my exit and she pulled an Amber Heard right there on my Eqyptian cotton”
“I had way too much cider last night, woke up this morning and I’d Amber Hearded my own bed, gonna have to get some new sheets, that’s way beyond the Daz door step challenge”
“I had way too much cider last night, woke up this morning and I’d Amber Hearded my own bed, gonna have to get some new sheets, that’s way beyond the Daz door step challenge”
Amber Heard by Sarcastic Susan April 27, 2022