Definitions by Sarah Junko

tootrettes 

When a person can’t control the noise coming out of their butt.

My husband often has a case of tootrettes, it’s so embarrassing when it hits in a public place.

tootrettes by Sarah Junko December 2, 2017

Fartigo 

A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.

“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”

Fartigo by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017