tootrettes

When a person can’t control the noise coming out of their butt.
My husband often has a case of tootrettes, it’s so embarrassing when it hits in a public place.
by Sarah Junko December 02, 2017
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Fartigo

A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.
“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”
by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017
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