2 definitions by Sara M.

girl

1: An often stereotyped sex, whose only difference from the male species (aside from being more intelligent, caring, empathetic, and better in almost every significant way) is a vagina and larger pectorials.

2: A female not quite developed into a woman yet.

3: Men's excuse for anything going wrong in their lives.

1: Dude! You just got beat by a GIRL.

2: Oh, what an adorable little girl!

3: My mom fucked me up-it's not my fault I have no job and am a lazy shovanist pig.

by Sara M. July 23, 2006

pussy whipped

A girl who has assumed the dominate position in a relationship, controlling her partners every significant action, and bending his will to satisfy her. This does not mean she has the penis in the relationship, because that (you assholes who wrote it) would imply that he who has the penis automatically has power. That is simply an outdated and all too often accepted view in society. You are an ignorant bastard to say or even think that way, and most likely a male. Go jerkoff-you wont get anywhere with a serious girl with that attitude.

Guy 1 ; Hey, Guy 2, want to come over and watch the Mets game with me and a few other guys?

Guy 2 ; Nah. No thanks, Girl 1 wants me to help her with some things around the house.

Guy 1 ; Man, you are so pussy whipped. Pfft.

Guy 2 ; Yeah, well at least I have a pussy to go home to... asswhipe.

Guy 1 ; Feels strong resentment Well! Your... Your... gay!

Guy 2 ; Owch.

by Sara M. August 30, 2006