Sara Brittain's definitions

Turdhaps

Used as an alternative to 'perhaps.' Can also suggest that turd happens.

"Are you going to the party tonight?"

"Turdhaps."

by Sara Brittain March 30, 2009

ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008