Sanity unfiltered's definitions

Eggbeater

When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.

Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.

by Sanity unfiltered April 29, 2020